im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms
(Fonte: suicide-scars, via wafertubo)
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
"But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
"Okay, but consider this: more books."
I only succeed in failing
(Fonte: ciggers, via ketamine35)
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
(Fonte: spoken-not-written, via ithrewmyeskimopieforyou)